And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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