I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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