AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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