Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Barsexuality is the new black.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
A+ Viking dick
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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