I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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