At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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