My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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