We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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