I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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