I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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