i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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