the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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