just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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