Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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