I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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