Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
