Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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