Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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