she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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