Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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