Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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