Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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