Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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