It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
did i walk over a car last night?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Randomize
