real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
