This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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