rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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