When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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