I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
