so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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