Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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