I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
