if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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