i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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