That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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