I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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