its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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