He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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