He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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