I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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