i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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