do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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