I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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