yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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