There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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