My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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