i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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