but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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