You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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