People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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